Just what are they thinking?

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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry when I saw this road signboard.







It reads "Patuhilah Papan Tanda Jalanraya", in Malay, which means - Please obey the road signboards.


It has got to be the most useless signboard ever.


Just who are they targetting with this signboard? To those who obey signboards or who doesn't obey signboards?



If it's aimed at those who always obey the road signboards, then why do you need to erect this signboard to tell them to obey other signboards?


If it's aimed at those who always do not obey the road signboards, what makes you think that they will obey this signboard?


If it's aimed at those who are more frickle-minded, i.e. sometimes obey and sometimes disobey, is it possible for them to obey this signboard but disobey other signboards; OR disobey this signboard but obey other signboards? This surely goes down to be one of the greatest paradoxs.


Just what are they thinking??!! No wonder people says human brains are complicated.

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Stretching to the limit - speaking words

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Every parents are like that, Daddy and Mummy included. They always like to teach their kid new words.

No problem lah. Words like Ah Kong, Ah Ma, Auntie, Yi Ma, Daddy and Mummy - easy only lah. See me saying it below.

Of course lah, that's why Daddy began to test me on words that is a little harder... like hippopotamus. No problem lah.

OK... not quite... but at least it rhymes. That's when Daddy goes many steps further. Something something DOR..

I give up!

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"List of people who can come in"

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You know, besides me, there are two jie jies and two gor gors at my nanny's house. And we are pretty united you know. We play and share things together. And jie jie even came out with a list of people who can enter the room, i.e. all of us kids - and not even our nanny is allowed.



Of course lah, the room is our playground (Lawrence gor gor has been nice to let us use his room as playground). And the biggest attraction is no doubt the Playstation.



But then, only jie jie and gor gor can press the buttons on the controller pads. Every time they pressed on the buttons, there are "ahhh ahhh" sounds from the TV.

But I'm not allowed to press the button on the controller pads. But then, I also want to play mah. So, the only reachable button to me are the "reset" button. Oh yeah, every time I pressed the reset button, there are "Aaaaahhhhh" sound from jie jie and gor gor. Just the same effect when they pressed the buttons at the controller pads... except that those come out from the TV.

You know what happen next??

NOOOOOOOO..!!!!!! So much for unity....

Feeding myself

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I know I blog before that I can spoon-feed myself but that wasn't real. It was only a practice and there was no food in the bowl.

Now, I can do it better. See this.

Not only that Mummy doesn't need to spoon-feed me, I now can spoon-feed Mummy in return.

But then again, I do not know how much portion of the rice in the bowl actually reached their final destination (my mouth). Some ended up on my bib.

And the rest, here.

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My first haircut by Mummy

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You know I already do not have much hair. But that doesn't stop Mummy from giving me a hair-cut, for the first time. Mummy was pretty excited about it. As for me, you can see it from my facial expression.








And this is how I look like, after the cut.

If you have NICE comments about my hair, please leave a comment. Yeah, I said NICE.

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The skillful Jack Ko Ko

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I tell you, hor, Jack Ko Ko, is such a skillful driver. He manoeuvred his car with relative ease and with some stunts as well.

Here I present to you Jack Ko Ko, the Mat Rempit, with me the Minah Rempit as his pillion rider.

With that kind of skills, he's gonna melt lotsa Minah Rempits' hearts.

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Assaulted by xiao yi's pet duck

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Xiao yi has a pet duck, which somehow sticked to xiao yi's hand. It is a strange duck, because duck normally quacks, but this one makes undescribable sounds. That's strange, but it's even stranger that it can unroll its long tounge out, just like frog.

It was its long tounge that assaulted my eye. Oh course lah, I responded with my best skills... wuahhhhhh!

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